Stunt Dust
stunt dust
1. instant stunt/swagger enhancement – closely related to adrenaline
2. an individual’s innate ability to charm the opposite s-x or perform at a higher level than normal.
3. mystical inner feeling (dust) naturally produced by the human body to enhance an individual’s ability to stunt out during any occasion.
there are only a few people known to possess the rare ability of producing inner stunt dust; their names shall not be mentioned here as it may cause a threat to their personal well being.
a typical conversation while experiencing the effects of stunt dust:
lady 1: hmmm…you seem different tonight
rory: yeah……
lady 1: have you been going to the gym???
lady 2: you’ve been going to the gym haven’t you???
lady 3: wow……those muscles are mighty hard
lady 4: and your -ss sure is tight!
lady 5: i would love to take you home…
lady 6: you taken boo???
lady 7: yeahhh cause i’m gonna take you home tonight!
rory: but…
lady 7: no buts mister…
rory: i mean if….
lady 1: what you mean???
lady 4: he’s saying he doesn’t think we can handle him.
rory: that’s not….
lady 5: ladies why don’t we just show him how we all get down.
and that’s the power of stunt dust, minimal effort produces maximum results (period)
“let me sprinkle a little of this stunt dust on you and then watch the magic happen”
“he’s got so much stunt dust da n-gg-h can’t sleep at night.”
“we left the club last night and when i got home somebody had left stunt dust on my sheets”
“he walked into the club and it was obvious his stunt dust was on high”
rory: jimmy you got beat???
jimmy: yeah man…
rory: but you never get beat….
rory: what about your chuck norris fountain kick???
jimmy: i know man…it’s lethal, but not on him.
rory: dat n-gg-h had stunt dust didn’t he???
jimmy: had to…
rory: d-mn!
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