Stunt Linens

stunt linens are accoutrements to the boudoir of any s-xually active male/female couple. for couples with a female that has not reached menopause, stunt linens consist of stunt sheets and stunt towels. for couples with a post-menopausal female, stunt linens consist of stunt towels.

the term “stunt” comes from to stunt meaning to engage in hot, sweaty, animalistic and frequent s-xual activity.

stunt sheets are sheets deployed during s-x play undertaken while a woman is menstruating and is commonly known as red s-x. stunt sheets are placed on the bed prior to engaging in red s-x and serve to absorb the mixture of liquids exchanged and discharged during coitus. these fluids include s-m-n, blood and v-g-n-l juices. stunt sheets should not be confused with period sheets. stunt sheets are apply to any red carpet treatment and keep the bed tidy for the post coitemafter f-ck.

the stunt towel is used during rounds of s-x play when there is no red s-x and stunt sheets are not required. the stunt towel protects the bedding from normal s-xual fluid exchange. the stunt towel is laid out on the bed and coitus takes place on top of the towel keeping the bed dry of s-xual juices and tidy for the post coitemafter f-ck. the stunt towel offers the convenience of conversion to a gak towel, doddle rag or grandma’s tea towel and can be utilized to provide a customary butler’s wipe.
stunt linens – stunt sheets – sandy was experiencing a very heavy flow during her period. however, she was not about to let this top her desire to stunt. therefore, prior to her husband carl getting home from work, she put on the stunt sheets. carl later gave her the red carpet treatment.

stunt linens – stunt towel – sandy was exhausted from a long day of work, but was still ready for carl to give her the meat drill when he got home. to ensure that she could go right to sleep after their post coitem enjoyment of the after f-ck, she laid out a stunt towel to keep the bed nice and dry.