stuntface
stuntface is a british punkrock band, started in 1999.
stuntface is a loud fast brash and devilishley rocking skatepunk band.
the homeless man’s stunt d-ck. the stunt face takes care of all the acting/oral in a p-rn movie before the stunt d-ck takes over for the money shots. blest with a handsome face, but small wiener, the stunt face is forced to gnaw his way to fame.
if tom cruise (top gun, c-cktail) and gheorghe muresan (former washington bullets star, my giant) were cast in a p-rno, tom (the stunt face) would read the lines about delivering the pizza with extra sausage or whatever and then eat the woman out in a few tight close ups. then, using movie magic, gheorghe would step in to s-xify the woman with his larger b-n-r and proceed to blow his love juice on her face and chest. you’d never know two guys were in the movie if you watched it at full speed and skipped all the bonus extras on the dvd.
the act of flossing without actually trying to resulting in the expression of a blank face.
guy 1: i made 100 dollars today cutting gr-ss
guy 2: oh really, i made 200. (stuntface is then shown without trying to make it)
ugly chick in p-rno that receives the gentlemen’s load on her face.
the director needed a stuntface in the scene so that the star wouldn’t need to redo her makeup
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