Stupekitis


an incredibly rare epithelial (skin) disease (only occurring in males) that enlargens the pores on the skin of the genitals and causes the skin of the p-n-s and scr-t-m to be very oily and fragile. this is often accompanied by a painful rash that extends the entire length of the p-n-s, which requires prescription cream in order to relieve the pain and prevent further tissue damage. this generally prevents victims from being able to use their genitals in s-xual intercourse and other activities of that nature.
have you seen brian’s p-n-s?

yeah, it’s pretty gross. i think he has stupekitis.

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