Stupid-Smart Phone
a hi-tech “smart” phone that annoys the h-ll out of its owner due to regular glitches, poor service, and other shortcomings in its craftsmanship.
“my iphone 4 just sent out a “goodnight, i love you babe” m-ss text to everybody on my contacts list even though i only selected my girlfriend as the recipient. stupid-smart phone.
i now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my gps app, stupid-smart phone”
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