stupidposition


when two or more possible cases remain in a purely subjective state of superpositional paradoxical flux from the standpoint of a given observer, while totally and tangibly being absolutely one way or the other in the physical world and/or the consensus subjective understanding of others.
felix: if i throw a ball over the fence and never see where it goes, it could literally be anywhere, because every position it could occupy would be in superposition!
john: that is where you are wrong, dear felix. for the ball would only travel where it actually travels, whether you’re aware of it or not. it wouldn’t be in a quantum superpositional state, it would merely be in stupidposition with you. because you have no way of knowing.
felix: yes! it cannot be known! superposition!
john: no. you cannot know it. stupidposition.
felix: ah. i stand corrected.

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