when you is stupid #triggered #feminists #willdoratty
you is stuping
when you are beyond high hey man, you good?? you jitzed right now. one day ricky got so jitzed, he lost all control and didn’t know what was going on.
- success theater
putting forward the illusion of success, rather than putting effort into actually succeeding. (invented by diller.) dave’s facebook feed is just success theater.
a sweet little girl with long hair who always sees the best in people and never gives up. i wish vashica was my friend she is so nice.
- flamingo dance off
when you bust a nut so hard your legs are so small like a flamingo´s legs. bro, i had a weird flamingo dance off this morning.
- bad wifi
1.true h-ll 2. a horrible disease that can be caught by internet routers dude 1: hey dude my router suffers from “bad wifi” dude 2: oh no!!! im so sorry!!