Sturgill status
noun – a status posted on facebook for the sole purpose of getting people to comment/people’s attentiom
matt: you see that sturgill status?
claire: no, what did it say?
matt: “so i’m thinking about killing myself. anybody want to talk me out of it or give me their support?”
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