Sturgis


a small town in southwestern michigan known for kirsch company (which has since moved), tom bodett (the motel 6 guy), and not much else. it is a huge meth lab area, and is also known as little mexico.
random person: so you live in sturgis? whats it like in south dakota? do you ever go see mount rushmore?
unfortunate sturgis resident: um, you’re thinking of a different sturgis. i’m from the cr-ppy one in michigan.

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