sturry
a cross between a stumble and a hurry-up. the effort made by people when trying to give the impression of hurrying up while walking without actually speeding up. it typically involves exaggerated leg movement, perhaps an attempted skip or two and an apologetic half grin while maintaining the same forward speed. used a lot by people crossing the road in traffic.
oh for goodness sake, get a move on, don’t spend all day sturrying across the road!
the best place on earth! only if you live below the park! above the park is chavs-ville and you are -ssaulted on a regular basis by chavs and midgets who like to throw oreo biscuits at people.
above the park;
oh cr-p, iv missed mah bus agenn! ah wel, i’ll just go ome and watch jezza kyle. coz i’m from stuzza boii
below the park;
oh dear, i appear to have missed the bus again. i’ll just wait for the next one, i can’t miss school! i’d give sturry a bad name
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