Stuyvesant Heights


a term used by some in the real estate industry for bedford-stuyvesant, a high crime neighborhood in brooklyn. it is often used to lure unsuspecting home hunters to the areas who would be wary of the name bedford-stuyvesant and its’ unsavory reputation
“i have found a very nice apartment for you in stuyvesant heights, an up-and coming neighborhood”

“my building is right next door to a crackhouse. the realtor called the neighborhood stuyvesant heights, but it’s really bed stuy”

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