Sub-5

a member of the opposite s-x with whom you would not have s-x.

this is based on an ingenious recalibration of the conventional 0 – 10 scale so that 5 is the equilibrium point at which you would just have s-x with a person, but not really be enthusiastic about it. the magnitude of ratings above 5 denotes how badly you want to bone, and the magnitude of ratings below 5 denotes how vehemently you’d avoid boning.

an alternate definition of a rating of 5 useful for males is describing someone which you would neither thrust into nor attempt to remove from your p-n-s.

recognized antonyms: super-5, supra-5
“i would rather brush my teeth with j-zz than have s-x with her, she’s incredibly sub-5. she’s a 2.”

“eh, i don’t really care, shes exactly a 5. i’d let her climb my d-ck, i guess.”

“i’d pay $100 to put my d-ck in her hair. she’s a 9.”
-noun, plural

1. a person/people who rank below the do-able level.

2. the people who rank 0 through 4.9 on a standard 1-10 grading scale with 10 being the best.
q: what would you rate sjp?

a: pft… sub5.