Subpenis
from the root word subpoena. the act of informing an attractive female that her naked presence is requested at your domicile. it is mostly applied to hot undergrad sorority girls by 1l law students.
tom: “what did you do in between torts and contracts?”
bill: “hugh and i were sitting by the lunch room trying to subp-n-s some hotties for tonight”
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