subsexual
-a product of the suburbs. typically a straight married male who would prefer to drink beer in his driveway with other subs-xual male neighbors & discuss various sports while increasing his girth.
-the opposite of a metros-xual.
-a seemingly “good guy” who has a fabulous wife, but no intentions of tr-mm-ng his ear/back/nose hair to please her, despite her pleas otherwise.
-the reason suburbia wives love gay bars & “p-ssions” parties.
-a man who allows his physical characteristics/s-x appeal to diminish once married with children.
-a perfect candidate for “queer eye for the straight guy”.
-possibly a cover for a closet queer.
“fine honey, you go hang out with your subs-xual friends again tonight. i don’t mind tending to our children’s every need. have fun!”
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