substitute cheese


something that mcdonald’s puts on their hamburgers instead of real cheese. is made out of palm oil and does not really has a flavor but melts very well and is very, very cheap.
customer; “i would like a nice juicy mchamburger with cheddar cheese”
nutritionist; “actually, that’s not cheese. it’s subst-tute cheese. it just looks like cheese”

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