Substitute Creature
an old subst-tute teacher that totally creeps you out.
example description:
you a student watch her as she puts her gl-sses on, and they’ve got a chain, and her voice is raspy and old. she hands back tests and her hand shakes uncontrollably, and you hide in the bathroom all of cl-ss to avoid her evil glare.
mckenna: what do we need for science today?
alexa: i would be afraid.
mckenna: why?
alexa: we’ve got a subst-tute creature today.
mckenna: no!
alexa: stay calm, the bathroom should be empty.
mckenna: don’t tell me she’s got an evil glare.
alexa: yup.
mckenna: hope i survive…
alexa: hahaha yah
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