subtle giraffe


this hand gesture is like the awkward turtle etc. but it is used when someone fails being subtle or you are trying to be subtle.
curve your hand at the wrist with your arm pointing up to resemble the long neck and head of a giraffe. then move it across your body saying “subtle giraffe”
andy: ive gotta go.. feed..my pigs..
ben: you dont have pigs
andy: ive gotta go.. ( silently walks out but trips over)
ben: -subtle giraffe-

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