suburban fireworks safari


viewing professional fireworks displays from second level or master suite/retreat windows from ones air conditioned and pest controlled suburban home or friends/neighbors in order to avoid the elements and traffic.
children get in the car we are going on a “suburban fireworks safari” at mrs. xxxx’s.

kids:but why? because it is too hot, there are too many mosquitoes and too much traffic.

you can see the fireworks from her bedroom window! because mrs. xxxx’s window in not blocked by a full grown tree.

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