suburban mom
a basic white girl with 2-3 kids, lives in a 3-4 bedroom home that she bought when she was young, and is married to a whipped white male. she typically likes arts and crafts and has an etsy business or does real estate on the side. surrounds herself with other moms or people that like to talk about her kids. drives a minivan or suv that’s a “unique” color like blue or green. eats a lot of sushi and says things like “i can’t even” and “but… why?”
did you hear suzanna is having a tupperware party? she’s such a suburban mom.
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