Suburban Syndrome
carelessness and lack of caution formed in the suburbs due to a false belief that one is always safe therefore precautions are not required which lead to being vulnerable to numerous situations when outside the suburbs
symptoms may include:
1. not locking car doors
2. jogging on the road
3. leaving your house door unlocked
4. leaving car keys inside the car
5. walking down a dark street with headphones on playing loud music
tim: hey did you hear what happened to jerry last night ?
nick: no what ?
tim: he got his car stolen at a gas station
nick: how ?
tim: probably left his doors unlocked and left the car running and went inside to get a snack
nick: d-mn how could he be so stupid ?
tim: it’s probably the suburban syndrome
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