suburban thuglife
when 40 something men and their soccer mom wifes who normally are very law abiding break laws and rules, not by being gangster but by int-tling themselves, and feeling like theyre above said laws and rules. this usually occurs by the sense of impowerment that comes from being middle managment, and driving a honda accord. this also seems to only happen in packs, as suburbanites are very meek when solo. alcohol also seems to directly related
bringing gl-ss into the pool area, smoking in non smoking areas, parking in handicapped spots while they run into starbucks or the mall for 3 hours, mothers of two kids taking their tops off at john mayer concerts, driving home competely hammered from said concert, beating their wifes after a bad day at work.
bystanded witnesses a soccer mom park her minivan in the fire lane while she runs in for her venti triple double foam s-xtuple shot mocha creampie latte
bystander to friend: “thats suburban thuglife”
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