subway worker


a name for your girlfriend to vaguely suggest that she handles your m-ssive shlong that you don’t have.
some j-ck-ff: what does your girlfriend do?
me: she is a subway worker
some j-ck-ff: what is that supposed to mean?
me: all i can say is that she knows a thing or two about footlongs.
some j-ck-ff: pfft you wouldn’t even be a six inch

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