success vending machine
one that dispenses packets of sperm donated by successful political leaders, scientists, writers, musicians, artists, and celebrities desiring to selflessly p-ss on their genes.
with the available of the success vending machine, artificial insemination has never been so darwinized to promote the natural selection of the best genes to the next generation.
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