succulant lotus position


the succulant lotus is an act in whit her two heteros-xual humans grow sharp horns on their genitals whist performing intercourse, after both humans have -rg-smed they grow lotus’s on the horns. these flowers produce whales.
this couple often uses the succulant lotus position

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