suck it ’til you fuck it
similar to fake it ’til you make it; the art of brown nosing, -ss kissing, cozying up to and plain out and out sycophanting some one or some group until you score that desired prize, achieve that goal, realize that golden dream.
i so badly wanted to attend harvard university that i got the ivy league directory, looked up harvard grads living in my area, called several of them up, sweet talked my way into the life of the one most easily flattered by my egregious flattery, wined and dined him, ran all sorts of errands, and became, in effect, his kept boy. upon his connections and letter of recommendation, i gained admission – whereupon i dropped his -ss and never saw him again. suck it ’til you f-ck it !
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