suck loser


a suck loser is a loser’s loser. there are plenty of losers, but only a few are so extreme that they are not just losers, but belong to the elite field of suck losers. a suck loser is doomed for all eternity to be a suck loser.
jeffrey thought the woman on the l train was checking him out; in reality, she was trying to figure out how to tell him his fly was open. he is such a suck loser.

kris thought her patient was flattering her and hitting on her. later on the patient’s family explained that he had a frontal lobe brain tumor and was speaking nonsense. that is when she realized that she is a suck loser.

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