suck my haemoglobin
it is the ultimate comeback of comebacks, it is the mona lisa of comebacks! if you say this phrase you can kiss goodbye to any haters.
person: you smell
me: suck my haemoglobin
person: what?
me: ahaha -walks away with swag-
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