suck my nine


a euphemism for “suck my d-ck” – nine is generally considered the ideal length for a man’s schwanz.
jake: you are fat.
sarah: suck my nine b-tch!
1. to get shot with a 9mm.
2. to suck a 9 in. p-n-s.
suck my nine, b-tch! – bang bang –

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