sucking guff


the art of positioning one’s self to enable the ability to draw air into the -n-s with the intention of having a fart marathon….
martyn took his favourite postion of hanging off the bed with his -rs- in the air ready for the sucking guff marathon. you could hear his -n-s open and draw air inside before he let off a volley of -n-l bangs.

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