sucking my emotional dick
a humorous and slightly sarcastic expression used to denote that you are aware that a person is kissing your -ss as evidenced by his/her:
1) appealing to your emotional state, sentiments, or better opinion
2) m-ssaging your ego
3) brown nosing
4) currying your favor -see to curry favor
5) stimulating your emotional p-n-s
variations: to suck emotional d-ck; sucking emotional d-ck; sucking my emotional d-ck
person#1: “everything wonderful in my life is because of you.”
person #2: “are you just sucking my emotional d-ck right now or what?”
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