sucking my own dick
when one promotes themselves repeatedly in conversation and argument. almost synonymous with bragging, but sucking your own d-ck is a more humble way to admit it.
j: we should do the bowl skit for the show.
s: no, that’s not a good idea. i know i’m sucking my own d-ck here but my ideas have been consistently better and i think we should do my idea instead of yours.
when one repeatedly promotes themselves in conversation and argument. almost synonymous with bragging, but it serves as a more humble way of saying it.
j: we should use my idea.
s: no, your idea is not good, and i know i’m sucking my own d-ck but my ideas have been consistently better than yours for the past 10 years. we should do mine instead.
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