Sucrabus


\soo-cruh-bus\, noun

any beverage, food or food additive labeled as lite, diet, zero calorie, etc. made with sucralose (splenda) which is an artificial sweetener. the word is derived from a combination of the words sucralose and succubus implying that a food item is sweet and delicious but also contains deadly poison for which repeated consumption will result in the deterioration of mental and/or physical heath or even death.
i just love propel water. i get the benefits of drinking water but with a great taste. the reason it tastes so great is because it’s a very seductive sucrabus. the product lures you in with the great taste and no calorie sales pitch but in actuality it is slowly poisoning your gastrointestinal tract.

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