suction fart


the art of releasing consecutive and short bursts of gas from your -ss hole resulting in squeak like noises.
technique as follows;
force gas build up out of your bowel by pushing and contracting the muscles in your -n-s. this will result in a suction like effect in which the gas will be released then recaptured producing a squeaky and satisfying sensation.
”daddy, i think there’s a mouse in my room..”
”no honey that’s just me suction farting in your closet. go back to sleep.”

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