Sudden Shit Syndrome (SSS)
the frequent occurrence of when you’re getting ready to head out with your friends, go to work, school, go on a hot date, etc, and you get the sudden urge to take a ten pound dump; this isn’t just any ordinary dump, it’s the kind where it’s absolutely necessary and takes you at least ten minutes to excrete, thus causing you to be late.
guy 1: dude, why are you always late for cl-ss?
guy 2: it’s kind of embarr-ssing. i had to take a huge dump.
guy 1: wtf?
guy 2: i have sudden sh-t syndrome (sss).
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