this is worse than suicide. it’s like a feeling you can never get out because there is that one side of u where u just want to kill urself but then u will be put on trial bc the other side of you will sue u for trying to commit such powerful act as sue of side. just saying don’t commit sue of side, it’s better to feel like commiting sue of side instead of actually comitting sue of side!!!
this homework -ssignment is too much i’m about to commit sue of side
- netflix and freeze
like netflix and chill except s-xual expectations are not met. one party -thinks- it’s going to be netflix and chill, but they are soon surprised to be freezed out of anything intimate. i thought we were going to netflix and chill but every time i tried to make an advance, i was rebuffed. it was […]
a faux-rightist traitor who claims to support free markets and a small central government, but in actuality caters to the demands of leftist/socialist voters and politicians. jeb bush is a conservicuck for supporting obama’s protections for illegal immigrants.
- hot pocket squirt
relating to ‘alabama hot pocket’ verb: after having s-xual intercourse with a woman & you have blown your load in her p-ssy, you proceed to take a sh-t her p-ssy then make her sneeze so it squirts all over. my boyfriend loves it when i hot pocket squirt on his d-ck. alabama hot pocket squirtp-ssyc-ntcooter
- bus 410
is an old russian meme from imageboard iichan.hk. in 2008 one of the users posted the bus at which one gets to work in /b bullsh-t thread. other users were wery excited by the bus’s horribility and called this h-ll bus. there are a lot of ficks and novels about this bus and its conductor […]
gran – short for grandma gus – a mans name grangus – a very manly grandma. todd:”woah! what a gilf!” jim:”careful todd, i think it’s a grangus in disguise”