Suede Bagel


suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one’s -sshole after not wiping for a period of time.
have you seen john’s suede bagel? it smells like sh-t!
suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one’s -sshole after not wiping for a period of time.
have you seen john’s suede bagel? it smells like sh-t!
suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one’s -sshole after not wiping for a period of time.
have you seen john’s suede bagel? it smells like sh-t!

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