Suffern High School


nasty people, gross teachers who don’t teach sh-t, a football team that is known for losing, and a soccer team that is actually good but n-body knows about it. a place where apparently crew is everything and people just can’t seem to keep it off of their snapchat stories. where students post cringe worthy trillers on their finstas that represents that everyone is literal trash in this school. finally, homecoming is just full of s-xually confused people that are looking for a hook up with or without the use of drugs and alcohol.
person 1: hey, i just came from suffern high school’s homecoming and made out with 20 girls.
person 2: dude, you almost broke the record of 40 girls. you could if you tried.

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