sitting on a man’s face and smooshing your v-g-n- into his mouth till he can’t breathe and his eyes begin to weep.
suffoc-nting is the new deep throat, the guys love it – just as much as a woman loves to gag and throw up on a man’s d-ck (i.e. not at all)
riolu, the emanation pokémon and the devolved form of lucario, the aura pokémon. riolu communicate their feelings and emotions to one another using aura. the emination pokemon. riolu is the pre-evolutionary form of lucario; the aura pokemon. riolu pwz your face.
- cooch mouse
a tampon. godd-mnit hun, close the bathroom door! the dogs got a used cooch mouse again.
- saucy loser
a person, place, or thing possessing all the qualities of a loser. becky went to bed really early she’s such a saucy loser.
- d*ck sonar
when a guy breaks up with you and still kind of likes you senses that there is other d-ck trying to invade what was once familiar and proceeds to go on a like all current status’, photos on social networks to try to gain his ex’s attention once more. but beware it’s a fantasy.. don’t […]
- jacob kaplan
is someone ok at sports. can cook ok. is a leader. jacob kaplan is a name!