Suffolk University

rich smalltowners
this accounts for a majority of the students. rich kids that lived in small towns in connecticut m-ss or ri, whom always had dreams of validating themselves by moving to a city. they play their stereotypes and fashion statements to a t, understanding they got all of their influence on how to live from mtv. like the foreign kids they have no appreciation for anything, including their education. many of them try to act like they have some kind of financial concerns but they are lying. they are really boring judgmental and suck at life.
didn’t make it to emerson
group of artsy failed hipsters who couldn’t get into emerson. generally move to cambridge or allston and try to latch on to the hipster scene of other schools.

minorities and nerds.
the minorities are blatantly ignored, but seem to do okay forming sub groups. they take advantage of all suffolks unused resources, because everyone else is too snooty to do so.

the nerds are funny “sga” student government. it’s a mystery why they would invest themselves so much into school, yet go to one of the worst schools. they work hard and are intelligent but are looney and socially inept which is probably why they couldn’t reason well on their sat’s.

most suffolk students, either claim of transferring, or complain about what a suffolk degree will do for them.
suffolk university
mary- i have so much money on my meal plan, ive only used it to pay for overpriced-mixers on friday nights
kate- yeah the food is alot better and less expensive right next door to the cafe

mary- i know, i had to buy a meal plan, but who cares its my parents money.

tim- im bout to buy a bottle can u throw down?
kevin- nah dude u know me, broke college student (new macbook pro in his lap, expensive fitted with matching shoes, spent 25 bucks on dinner at some surrounding restaurant)
the school itself does the bare minimum to ensure there is no revolt or questioning of their “tax audited” ponzi scheme.” the president makes 2.2 million dollars “second highest paid president of any inst-tution” but gets away with it because, the rich kids don’t care, they get what they pay for,( a place where country club parents can tell people their kids go) the kids who would care can’t challenge them because they have scholarships (they keep the enrollment gpa up as well)

suffolks social life is non-existent, no parties in the dorms. and the surrounding apartments can’t throw parties because cops will be called, spd has some weird jurisdiction over the surrounding area. kids are anti-social in cl-ss, hoping that everyone is under the illusion that they are going to some cool party that weekend.
suffolk university
tim- im bout to buy a bottle can u throw down?

kevin- nah dude u know me, broke college student (new macbook pro in his lap, expensive fitted with matching shoes, spent 25 bucks on dinner at some surrounding restaurant)