Sumo Squat


to squat down like a sumo wrestler to separate your sweaty ball sack from your thighs, after sitting with your legs closed for a long period of time.
marty – man, after driving for hours my b-lls got stuck to my thighs causing me to “sumo squat”.

anthony – lolololol!

an example of a sumo squat:

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