Sufjan Stevens


an indie artist from detroit with ambitions to record alb-ms themed after every state in the usa.
sufjan stevens’ first state themed alb-m was michigian.
a musical g-d. known for using many different instruments in creating his sound.
zack: who’s your favorite musician?
sam: sufjan stevens.
zack: why?
sam: he’s a musical g-d.
a great, spiritual artist who can write songs about emotions that i didn’t even know existed. think “emo” but with cl-ss.
thats not just another bohemian, that is sufjan stevens.

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