Sugar Bloom


a fabled s-xual position that induces potentially fatal levels of s-xual arousal. while the exact positioning is not known, many s-xual anthropologist theorize that one or all of the partic-p-nts are inverted and that the position can only be achieved in extreme humidity. others speculate that while inversion may or may not be critical, a certain degree of human contortion is certainly needed to achieve a “full bloom”.
the energetic lovers didn’t believe that engaging in the sugar bloom, or sugar blooming, would actually kill them. they’re dead now.

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