Sugar Mama


a woman (often an older woman) who holds her man/woman in nice standing with money, food, an apartment, etc. — not always used in a derogatory fashion, or merely in exchange for s-x, but because she can.
“why can’t i find me a nice sugar mama to take care of me?”
these are usually semi-professional caucasian women that are overweight and always have stringy hair and work in administrative positions. they usually have blue eyes and put on a ton of makeup. the black man is extremely attracted to these sugar mamas, as they refer to them, because they make a lot of money in comparison to the welfare ho’s they left behind. the sugar mamas themselves are equally attracted to the black man, due to some kind of unfinished business with their fathers.
it looks like ellen has gotten to be sugar mama again. when that black temp. brought her back from lunch she was walking funny. every time he goes back to work she keeps wiggling her crossed legs and grunting.
an older woman who buys extravagant gifts for a person and may/most likely will receive s-xual favors, in return.
i got that new sports car from my sugar mama.
a distinguished species of older females who seek the company of younger males whilst avoiding the entanglements of a relationship, in favor of a lack of restrictions.

the sugar mama has overcome society’s proscribed behavior for women’s s-xual behavior. thus, embraces her true self and lives her life to its fullest. she know what she wants and isn’t afraid to hunt for it!

there are several species of sugar mama’s, but an insatiable s-xual appet-te and a lack of interest in marriage and other conventional romantic inst-tutions are common to all.

i applied to be the boy toy of a hot sugar mama at pocketchangenyc.com
a woman who takes care of a guy financially.
i am looking for a sugarmama to take care of me, so i can drink those c-cktails by the pool
one of the hardest players to find on runescape. even harder to find than the notorious zezima. also, sugarmama gains more exp daily then zezima does in a whole week.
pfmg i see sugarmama!!! oh she logged out…
a girl that is able to get boyfriends only because of her father’s money… somewhat ok looking though because we all know men don’t want a ugly, fat female
“dude, why on earth would you want to date bethany?” jim said to joe.

“because man, she is a total sugar mama.” joe replied.

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