Sugar Ray
formerly great rock/metal band that suddenly started churning out disposable mtv pop rock dung aimed at 11-year-old girls and n-body else. to their credit, they fully admit to being sell-outs, but that doesn’t make their musical sewage any more respectable or listenable.
i played my metalhead friends a song off sugar ray’s first alb-m and told them who it was, and they laughed at me and beat me half to death with shovels.
the act of breaking a piece of furniture for the sole purpose of inserting it’s leg into the v-g-n- during intercourse to continue s-x after a premature -j-c-l-t–n. sugar raying is gaining popularity among adolescents.
example:
(a couple having s-x in a nice hotel)
(woman) oh yes… harder, harder!
(the man c-ms early, jumps out of bed, runs down the hall to the lobby and violently snaps the leg off a grand piano and returns promptly to his partner)
(woman) what the h-ll was that loud crash? what is that?
(man) shut the door baby, don’t say a word.
(woman) oh… sugar ray me!
example:
(doug) so, i was giving my girl a sugar ray the other night.
(steve) what’s a sugar ray?
(doug) well, we were really going at it hard in her parent’s living room.
(steve) right?
(doug) i lose it and c-m in like 10 seconds, so i decide i’m going to pull a cl-ssy move to really excite her.
(steve) yeah?
(doug) so i reached over and ripped the leg off the end table next to us, and start f-cking her with it till she finished.
(steve) wow…sounds exotic.
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