Suicidal Semen Fastball
post intercourse, the man -j-c-l-t-s into his hand, then winds up the suicidal s-m-n fastball firing it at his partner as fast and hard as he can, flinging the s-m-n all across his partner’s body.
” my boyfriend launched his suicidal s-m-n fastball at me, plastering s-m-n all across my face. there were no survivors.”
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