suicide hotline jerk
when calling into a suicide hotline, you jerk off as you tell the operator your story. as you get more emotional, you increase the speed of you jerking off. for those who are partic-p-ting in this act, it kills two birds with one stone by relieving stress and having some s-xual action.
as i told the operator my sob story, i came closer and closer to c-mming, all while telling her about how i wanted to kill myself. the suicide hotline jerk has saved me many many times.
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