Suicide is your only option


when someone is so depressed that they believe that death is better than pain. this usually happens to people who have unsolvable problems.
ryann was very depressed for many years. she went to her friend and her friend told her: “suicide is your only option.” so ryann killed herself the following day.
a comment used when someone asks a stupid question online.
explicit content: what should i do today?
chaostony: suicide is your only option.
very helpful advice
it appears suicide is your only option
advice given by friends, colleagues, and a -ssociates who are sick and tired of hearing another’s incessant whining, b-tching and moaning over their blown out of proportion, good-time-ruining problems.

on par with “quit yer b-tchin” and “get the sand out of your v-g-n-”
“i can’t seem to get a date. girls don’t like me, i’m awkward, if i can’t get a girl, i must be a loser of some kind. i’ll never get laid, or a girlfriend, or married, etc etc etc.”

“hey, you know who doesn’t have to worry about girls? the dead. maybe you should kill yourself. i’m beginning to think that suicide is your only option. this way, you won’t have to worry about getting laid, and we don’t have to keep listening to your stupid complaints.
the words of a moron
suicide is your only option after you take it in the -ss

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