suicide pact


a group of people swearing together to commit suicide – a way to yell to g-d “you cant fire me! i quit!
dude 1: im so depressed
chick 1: yeah me too
dude 2: lets make a suicide pact!
dude 2: lets drive off a cliff!
chick 1, dude 1: yeah man totally
one of the gnarliest drinks of all time, guaranteed to make you sh-t faced the first drink. derived from a 12 year old child who killed himself from alcohol poisoning, this drink packs a punch from the scalp of your head, to the bottom of your scr-t-m. the pact means drinking this c-cktail 3 times or more. mix includes
-1 shot of patron silver
-1 shot of jack daniels whiskey
-.5 shot of everclear (95% abv)
-1 shot of smirnoff green apple
-peach schnapps

-1 shot of bacardi rum
-half a cup of oj

warning- i am not responsible if you actually die trying to drink this. please drink responsibly.

if you can down 3 of these…you are a hard-ss.
-friend: dude wanna get wasted tonight!!!

-you: h-ll yeah bro!!

-friend: well what club should we hit up bro, we can go to th…

-you: dude, i got all the ingredients for a suicide pact right here, lets get er done!!

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