suicide squeeze


whilst banging a female you pull it out and preform a bunt which means slapping her on the face with your d-ck, yelling bunt, then running. after you yell bunt and run out of the room, your friend has to run in from another door (like a closet or something) and jump onto the bed in a head first dive. have another one of your friends jump out from underneath the bed and call him safe or out. you can have additional fun by calling him out then getting into an argument about it while the girl sits there nekkid and confused.
dude we totally pulled a suicide squeeze on jenny from the block.
when somebody accidentally touches a body part of the opposite gender in an enclosed sp-ce or a hallway.
(joe accidentally touches sara’s chest in the hallway. joe runs away in embarr-ssment)
sam: yo, joe, what’s good?
joe: just pulled a suicide squeeze on sara, dude.
cr-pping out a very large terd
uhh man uhh its a suicide squeeze
a baseball term. also the act being crushed to death whilst having s-x with two very “large” ladies.
“poor bill, he was too young to die.”
“that’s what a suicide squeeze will get yah.”

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