suicide watch

what white folks will be under when a man with the name barack hussein obama wins the us presidency.
cnn: “it’s just been reported that senator barack hussein obama has been elected as the new president of president of united states of america”

donald: noooooooooooohohhohohoohooooo

mother: keep an close eye on your father while i go to the grocery store kids.

(suicide watch)

when you keep an eye on a friend, family member or someone off the street who may do harm to themselves.

like a vigil accept the person is not dead yet.

frequently checking on someone who may commit suicide.

emma walks into chad’s bedroom and screams chad’s dead!!!

toula: we were spose to be watching him!
emma: i know i had to run down to the shop and put my lotto on and buy a box of f-gs.
toula: you call that a suicide watch? we were spose to be going in there every 10 minutes!!!
emma: (lights up smoke) b-mmer man…
toula: i’ll say! well maybe it won’t seem such a loss if you win huh…
emma: (starts going through chad’s wallet) yeh i guess…
toula: wait! his moving!!!
emma: (pulls out gun and shoots chad in the head)
toula: what the f-ck did you kill him for?
emma: cause n-body puts baby in the corner!!!
when an individual goes on an mdma bender and all their seratonin has depleated & they feel like a coward. loyal friends provide suicide watch & pretend friends avoid them.
trog consumed 5 caps & in the midst of his come down sent his crush on 5 back to back text messages. then he was put on suicide watch by sam.
the act of taking a friend/relative out for heavy drinking after a traumatic event, ostensibly to prevent them from killing themselves.
“me and wade got shattered when we took keith out on suicide watch after he blew the save in the 9th.”